I one day spilled some Fiber product on the carpet. And after a good rainfall due to the moisture it started to inflate and look like barf. Am still watching it grow.
So I took a piece of paper and wrote that this is not barf, but some fiber product I spilled. And put that note on the barf-looking stuff just in case I die soon (heart attack I think) and the LandLady freaks out.
Then I spilled some cayenne pepper on three spots on the carpet (not intentionally) and am going to post a note on that as well. Saying it is cayenne, and not blood. Oh and I also, for some reason, spilled some CalMag powder in another spot and am going to post a note on that as well. Just so they know and not waste their forensic time.
js
Happy Friday the 13th to you all :)
I am not at all Superstitious about Friday the 13th, but
not surprised that ACX and Crypto300Club decided to
do an Adj...
5 years ago
7 comments:
Hey John...interesting idea. Nice of you to worry about the poor forensic guys...don't want to confuse their day any more than normal.
Jim
Thanks Jim. Indeed, I am trying to be considerate both to the Forensics folks and to the landlady.
Oh and am going to clean the kitchen floor, one tile at a time, one tile every odd day.
js
Well I believed your story all up until I saw you were going to clean the tile. Ha..! The kitchen sink had to be replaced to be clean, right?
kidding you...wait! am not kidding. Highly doubt you will clean this. You will build on it instead,and have a whole fort of spills and whatever else is there...and likely a whole file of notes for the forensic guys by the time you move on.
Thanks for the plug and glad you liked the Batman review~
Well I believed your story all up until I saw you were going to clean the tile. Ha..! The kitchen sink had to be replaced to be clean, right?
kidding you...wait! am not kidding. Highly doubt you will clean this. You will build on it instead and have a whole fort of spills and whatever else is there and likely a whole file of notes for the forensic guys by the time you move on.
:)
Thanks for the plug and glad you liked the Batman review~
Lydia
Thanks Lydia.
Well, indeed, I had replaced the sink just a while back and paid $320 for that. And that was a present to my landlady.
But am not going to do her anymore favors. You know?
js
Actually, Lydia, well... I don't really care as I don't have folks visiting me, I don't care for impressing folks, I don't just care! You know? When there is no one to impress? And on one's others?
So then I dither in my cleansing abilities, so what? And I don't care about germs either. The TV tries to convince you that germs are bad for you, so use the latest Lysol and so on.! And that's just bullshit. As you have heard that some hospitals have faced with super germs that have adopted to the latest germ killers!
So now they are doing that in our homes! So you see? I see it as just bullshit.
Major.
Sorry to use that language, but it is true!
I live amongst my germs just fine. As my immune system can handle it. OK? And yours can't. If you continue to listen to the Doctors and the TV commercials.
js
well am not sure what to say! I do like Batman.
I do like/love Lydia.
I do love her thinking and theorizing and so on.
As my own.
So what am I going to say? Only this: I love you Lydia!
js
So there!
And everyone else shoudl accept this as the Truth. OK? ok.
js or johnski
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